Gun Ruler

When I was a little kid, my dad would go out in the garden and nail two pieces of wood together into an L shape. He’d hand it to me and call it a gun. I’d spend the next few weeks “pow pow pow”ing around the house and garden getting a handful of splinters and making the neighbour’s dogs bark like crazy. I’m not now a gun carrying gangsta and I’ve no plans to be one.

So why is is that when I saw this Gun Ruler available for 9€ from French store Atypyk, thoughts of ‘inappropriate’ crossed my mind? Argh! I’m morphing into Mary Whitehouse. Stuff it, I’m going to buy one and “pow pow pow” around the office.